Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 03, 2018

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    He just popped up – looks burnt. Forgot his SPF50!

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    dan thompson creator over 5 years ago

    It’s no fun being burnt toast … the struggle is real.

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    Dan Collins creator over 5 years ago

    Dan is always getting toasted.

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    DavidPlatt  over 5 years ago

    Dan was committed to making the attempt, though. Better dead than bread.

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Norm says Dan’s toasted.

    Ooooh, lucky guy! There must be a big party going on out there. I can hardly wait for my turn to get out.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    Every one stays in the tanning bed too long

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    How ironic… yesterday someone was scheduled to get the chair in Tennessee – first in the US for several years…

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    That’s a crumby way to go.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Dan just wanted to experience the high loaf.

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    Digital Frog  over 5 years ago

    “Wonder” if any of that bread will survive the week…

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 5 years ago

    This gag was well done.

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    dwagner200  over 5 years ago

    Cinnamon toast is PEOPLE! It’s PEOPLE!!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Should require a smoke / carbon-monoxide alarm on those things.

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    Andylit Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sausage Party, if you dare.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Better to burn out than fade away.

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    WoodTrail  over 5 years ago

    They keep ‘wondering’

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Norm doesn’t want to talk about it. He just has this terrible feeling that he’s next.

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    FrostbiteFalls  almost 2 years ago

    An all-too familiar position, one we’ve all been in: the terrified next-in-line.

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