Clay Bennett for October 16, 2018

his new statement of the day

Our 2 year old used to say the same thing. As a parent we knew that sometimes she was.. the electorate needs to decide if trump is a baby and offhand he certainly acts like he is.

He has to write it down to try and convince himself it’s true…

He may not be a baby but he is puerile.

“Politicians and diapers both need to be changed often…and for the exact same reason!”

Hopefully that line will be come as famous as “I’m not a crook.”

I agree. He is not a baby. He is a narcissistic sociopath with delusions of grandeur.

“I’M SMART! NOT LIKE PEOPLE SAY STUPID!” Fredo Corleone

He has never progressed beyond his destructive 13 year old he was when he was sent to military school. But if his mind is regressing then he might be emotionally younger.

Are so!

I would dispute that statement, but I was taught years ago to never enter into a battle of wits with a totally unarmed opponent!

Trump couldn’t have written that. It had to be written by someone in his organization. It’s spelled correctly and has the correct punctuation which proves that it wasn’t Trump.

Coming soon to the Oval Office; Trump meets Pee Wee Herman; “I know you are, but what am I?” (Now that I think of it, the White House bears a startling resemblance to . . . . . . .)

I’ve got a chrome extension that turns his tweets into crayon scribbles. They make a lot more sense when viewed in that format.

A baby wouldn’t have started a trade war, preside over a teetering market, help North Korea get nuclear weapons, allow political rivals to overtake Congress, cover up the murder of a journalist by a city-state or ignore climate change for a quick buck. A baby wouldn’t try to make America great by humiliating Americans, but then that baby is the president, not you.

Oh you are too! Wah, Wah, Wah

should be an orange crayon.

Congrats to tRump! He didn’t misspell “baby”.

That crayon looks to sharp to let him play with it.

Wow, Burnt Sienna!

My husband said “I’m not a baby” in anger, but he was devolving into Alzheimer’s

Simply put, Because after a short time they stink ! There! that does that answer your question ?

If the pacifier fits…

I’M OFF: Pffft! You’re quite the comedienne.

Since he has advanced to using crayon – instead of his own poo – I guess we can, maybe, refer to him as sort of “educated”?

No.