Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 18, 2018

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    I have half a mind to give you half my mind to have half a mind to give you half my mind to…

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    Qiset  over 5 years ago

    He tried once. Still trying.

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    I keep finding myself behind these people at green lights, and I can just hear them saying “Before I can go 25, I must go 24. Before I can go 24, I must go 23. Before I can…”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Disproving Zeno leaves us with calculus theories.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I don’t blame him. The last time he tried to take it out, he spent two days at it and never quite made it to the curb.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    He will never get there.

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    StephenRice  over 5 years ago

    “But Achilles always puts his garbage out!”

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