Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 09, 2018

Why do Wiley bears look so friendly, so soft, so cuddly?

They roped him in for the selfie.

That must be Cliff Wiley and his sister Sierra.

A fat person might knock the bears off the cliff. The bears might be better off setting up a safety harness so people don’t fall off the cliff. A person would voluntarily put the harness/rope on and then the bears would real him in.

Wiley Miller always gives fresh meaning to the phrase “bear trap.”

I know it’s not intentional, but this strip is bad timing. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/yosemite-national-park-deaths-couple-taking-selfie-brother-says-2018-10-31/

DO NOT FEED THE BEARS

Aw. Isn’t that cute? They just want to be in the picture.

The Moon the The Wheel of Fortune.

Their spelling and handwriting is getting better.

Could that be Glacier Point with Half Dome in the distance?

People don’t actually need Wiley bears to die while taking selfies. It happens anyway and at an alarming rate.

It actually took me a second look to see the Wiley Bears! GENIUS!!

I sure hope there’s another Wiley Bear Sunday Coloring page soon, maybe for Christmas! “Hint, Hint!”

Selfies help cull the herd, as well as fill the pages in The Darwin Awards book.

Another way of saying kill Roy was here.

in the “Threatdown”….. BEARS

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/f0uh68/the-colbert-report-threatdown—-all-bear-edition

How many people have fallen off cliffs in the national parks just this year while taking a selfie? Two in October, two in September, Grand Canyon in the summer some time … Not counting the climbers on El Capitan; they were experienced climbers trying a speed mark.

Yeah, he’s going to fall for it.

And it took 10 shots with a 50 caliber rifle to bring them down

I love the Wiley Bears!

That must be why the always post to stay on the trails

Not so funny. A couple fell to their deaths taking selfies in Yosemite a while back.

Uh-oh, don’t FALL for it! :)

Wiley’s bears are very smart hunters. Wiley, you might say.

Gotta luv those bears……………

Bears love selfies.. er selfie serve.

It is amazing; how fast you can get dis-oriented when you step off the trail in a wilderness area. Large landmarks that you are sure that you will recognize to find your way back to the trail can suddenly be un-recognizable.

they are only there to help……….themselves to lunch!

Wiley bears are good-natured at heart and have only the best of intentions. yuck yuck … snort

Worked in Yellowstone (cook), and later Yosemite(ranger), and our National Parks have long been key areas for Darwin Awards, mainly because when going on vacation, the first thing most people leave behind, is their brain. The cell phone and “selfies” have greatly increased the number of injuries and fatalities over when folks had a spouse or fellow visitor take the pictures for them, and USUALLY, warn them before the went over the cliff, but not always, even then. The bears don’t need the rope, just wait at the bottom of the cliff to pick up the tenderized, or “pulled pork” game.

Keep up the good work, Wiley Bears!

Population improvers – where do I contribute to their GoFundMe account?

Selfie… soon to be selfless

Those bears!!! Can’t get enough of them <3

@AWOMAN, Just go and pet them Wiley’s bears they will explain your query during dinner

Not!

Love it!