February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
“I wouldn’t lie to you if you didn’t ask me tough questions.”
It was Hobbes somehow.
Don’t try to lie, to your own mother!!
Do we even want to know what “mess” it is?
Maybe so, Calvin, but you still take the fall and get sent to your room.
this is one draw back for being an only child, Calvin
Her lower jaw is growing which could be caused by too much growth hormone.
New twist on an old saying.
I didn’t know Calvin came from Venus! Explains allot …
Wow! That was so good, Calvin, I’m surprised she didn’t buy it! (sarcasm)
If Calvin was in Family Circus, he could say “Not Me.”
Mom: I remember when you were born Calvin, Venus was Retrograde, so it was some horrible little Venusian. You!
Not Venusian, Gallirfeyan
How do you pronounce “Venusian?”
He might not have been a Venusian anyway. Probably a renegade Martian.
So why doesn’t she make him clean it up?
Now why doesn’t Calvin dive down into that black hole in the middle of his rug and escape to another universe?
“a Venusian! Yeah…..yeah..uh that’s the ticket!”
It could be true. You can’t proof it isn’t.
“For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)”
Was his name Galaxoid or Nebular, by any chance?
I hate when my mom asks a question like that WHEN SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER.
The worst part of being an only child – not having someone else to plausibly blame something on!
It was the Great Gazoo (let’s see how many people remember that one)
That’s right Calvin. Also they don’t fool easy.
“How would you know he was from Venus?”
Is that a Frank Zappa reference?
Ironically, the InSight Mars lander spacecraft touched down there t’day..
Ven-oo-shian. Venereal but then that is where we get venereal disease from so they changed it for “sensitive brains”.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
“I wouldn’t lie to you if you didn’t ask me tough questions.”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 5 years ago
It was Hobbes somehow.
Mr. Jan Gerhardsen Guldvog over 5 years ago
Don’t try to lie, to your own mother!!
codycab over 5 years ago
Do we even want to know what “mess” it is?
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
Maybe so, Calvin, but you still take the fall and get sent to your room.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
this is one draw back for being an only child, Calvin
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Her lower jaw is growing which could be caused by too much growth hormone.
pony21 Premium Member over 5 years ago
New twist on an old saying.
DaveG1960 over 5 years ago
I didn’t know Calvin came from Venus! Explains allot …
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Wow! That was so good, Calvin, I’m surprised she didn’t buy it! (sarcasm)
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
If Calvin was in Family Circus, he could say “Not Me.”
ericbutts74 over 5 years ago
Mom: I remember when you were born Calvin, Venus was Retrograde, so it was some horrible little Venusian. You!
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Not Venusian, Gallirfeyan
Chad Cheetah over 5 years ago
How do you pronounce “Venusian?”
rshive over 5 years ago
He might not have been a Venusian anyway. Probably a renegade Martian.
SweetSinger over 5 years ago
So why doesn’t she make him clean it up?
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
Now why doesn’t Calvin dive down into that black hole in the middle of his rug and escape to another universe?
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
“a Venusian! Yeah…..yeah..uh that’s the ticket!”
jless over 5 years ago
It could be true. You can’t proof it isn’t.
mfrasca over 5 years ago
“For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)”
johndifool over 5 years ago
Was his name Galaxoid or Nebular, by any chance?
enigmamz over 5 years ago
I hate when my mom asks a question like that WHEN SHE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER.
tbdbitl over 5 years ago
The worst part of being an only child – not having someone else to plausibly blame something on!
gantech over 5 years ago
It was the Great Gazoo (let’s see how many people remember that one)
A Hip loving Canadian... over 5 years ago
That’s right Calvin. Also they don’t fool easy.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
“How would you know he was from Venus?”
rAtkinson over 5 years ago
Is that a Frank Zappa reference?
cosman over 5 years ago
Ironically, the InSight Mars lander spacecraft touched down there t’day..
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Ven-oo-shian. Venereal but then that is where we get venereal disease from so they changed it for “sensitive brains”.