BAM !
Yes, I’m quite happy with it.
“That color will never do!”
No!
Me not even find outlet in it.
Not get any &%@! current!
The rock 2.0
“Well, it almost perfectly matches my fur.”
That rock you’re offering me will probably be obsolete in 6 months.
Does it come with a plan?
If you like your rock, you can keep your rock.
Is that why it was called the stone age?
This isn’t a rock, it’s a rock lobster
Yes, my pet is like family to me.
Give him the coal shoulder.
My rock! I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him!
“Try Secret Rock – tough enough for a Cro-Magnon, but made for a Neanderthal.”
The neighbors have all upgraded to larger rocks. Gotta keep up with the Ugs.
My rock has Wi-Fi and high-res textures.
My rock is better than your rock, my rock is better than yours my rock is better because it’s not sedimentary, my rock is better than yours.
Rocks that roll are here to stay. They will never die.
…but wait! There’s more! If you act now…
Cue the theme music — Thus Spake Zarathustra
My rock came in a box with straw and air holes.
My rock is concieable and has a higher velocity.
I-Rock .05
let me roll with it
July 17, 2015
finkd over 5 years ago
BAM !
Yes, I’m quite happy with it.
Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago
“That color will never do!”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago
No!
Me not even find outlet in it.
Not get any &%@! current!
PICTO over 5 years ago
The rock 2.0
over 5 years ago
“Well, it almost perfectly matches my fur.”
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
That rock you’re offering me will probably be obsolete in 6 months.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago
Does it come with a plan?
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
If you like your rock, you can keep your rock.
smgray over 5 years ago
Is that why it was called the stone age?
RobinHood over 5 years ago
This isn’t a rock, it’s a rock lobster
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Yes, my pet is like family to me.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Give him the coal shoulder.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
My rock! I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him!
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
“Try Secret Rock – tough enough for a Cro-Magnon, but made for a Neanderthal.”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago
The neighbors have all upgraded to larger rocks. Gotta keep up with the Ugs.
Leojim over 5 years ago
My rock has Wi-Fi and high-res textures.
My rock is better than your rock, my rock is better than yours my rock is better because it’s not sedimentary, my rock is better than yours.
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
Rocks that roll are here to stay. They will never die.
coffeeturtle over 5 years ago
…but wait! There’s more! If you act now…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 5 years ago
Cue the theme music — Thus Spake Zarathustra
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
My rock came in a box with straw and air holes.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
My rock is concieable and has a higher velocity.
ChuckberryNOnothim Premium Member over 5 years ago
I-Rock .05
oakie817 over 5 years ago
let me roll with it