Tide chart conspiracy, eh? The Cap’n will give it his All even tho there’s not much ta Gain. No one can pull the Woolite ovah his eyes. He’s not washed up yet. Mebbe it’s sumpthin’ ta do with that (Fels) Naptha free trade agreement.
I read a book about a murder at Mt. St. Michael, off the coast of Normandy. When the tide is out you can walk to the place, but the tide rushes in so quickly that in is impossible to outrun. The local government publishes tide charts so people know exactly when to get out of the way. A man was murdered when his enemy substituted an old chart for the current one, and he was trapped too far out to get to safety.
Seems to have worked well so far for the Demoncraps, you pseudo intellectual know it alls seem to have forgotten about all of Slick Willies indiscretions. I would phantom a guess most young people don’t realize that the Demoncraps were against the civil rights movement, responsible for adding the confederate flag to most of the southern state flags and that the democrat governor of Alabama called out the National Guard to prevent school integration and block MLK at the bridge in Selma, also that the bastion of the Kennedy’s, Boston didn’t desegregate their public schools until forced to do so in the seventies.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
Paulie did it?
Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hmmmmmm, who else do we know who practices this philosophy…….with about the same results?
Kveldulf over 5 years ago
The tide chart conspiracy theory! Oh my god! They’ve found out!
in.amongst over 5 years ago
is the tide of conspiracies, current and past, well charted?!? Or are we missing something(s)…?
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
If no one buys the theory. we’ll just blame the media for the way they reported it.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Few admit to not admitting their mistakes. An unappreciated irony.
Display over 5 years ago
Tide chart conspiracy, eh? The Cap’n will give it his All even tho there’s not much ta Gain. No one can pull the Woolite ovah his eyes. He’s not washed up yet. Mebbe it’s sumpthin’ ta do with that (Fels) Naptha free trade agreement.
Dani Rice over 5 years ago
I read a book about a murder at Mt. St. Michael, off the coast of Normandy. When the tide is out you can walk to the place, but the tide rushes in so quickly that in is impossible to outrun. The local government publishes tide charts so people know exactly when to get out of the way. A man was murdered when his enemy substituted an old chart for the current one, and he was trapped too far out to get to safety.
cdward over 5 years ago
Life is lived forward but understood backward.
Nyckname over 5 years ago
Figures that he’s a republican.
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Rock me on the water
Sister will you soothe my fevered brow
Rock me on the water
I’ll get down to the sea somehow
.
Jackson Browne
john_chubb over 5 years ago
Eddie – Zen Master – lives only in the moment. Future hasn’t happened and past has already past. Oh, the wisdom he could bring!
Perhaps he should rename his boat “Nirvana”.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
LIFE 101. Never admit anything.
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
Cap’n Eddie: “Three million illegal aliens drank the ocean!”
GAKatmandu over 5 years ago
Seems to have worked well so far for the Demoncraps, you pseudo intellectual know it alls seem to have forgotten about all of Slick Willies indiscretions. I would phantom a guess most young people don’t realize that the Demoncraps were against the civil rights movement, responsible for adding the confederate flag to most of the southern state flags and that the democrat governor of Alabama called out the National Guard to prevent school integration and block MLK at the bridge in Selma, also that the bastion of the Kennedy’s, Boston didn’t desegregate their public schools until forced to do so in the seventies.
Lablubber over 5 years ago
There’s a guy named Alex Jones on the phone for you Eddie.
erniejpdx over 5 years ago
A rare shot of Paulie’s face today.