The blonde in front of the vending machine said out loud, “You’re a stupid, archaic piece of technology, your color is fading, you letters are coming off, and you’ll likely soon be replaced by a switch!”
When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it said “Depress Button”.
What would be a real horse put-down? “You run like you have four left hooves!” “Your dad came in last in the Derby and your mom pulled a milk wagon!” “My broom looks better than your mane!”
this is like in Ghostbusters 2 when Bill Murray is told to put down sigourney weaver’s baby “you’re short, you smell, your belly button sticks out and you’re a terrible burden on you mother”
True story: I was working at a gym. People were coming to me to be added to a list for the next aerobics class. “Can you put me down on the list?” “Sure.” “Add me to the list, please?” “Sure.” “Can you put me down?” “You’re ugly.” Yes, I blurted out “you’re ugly” before I could stop myself. Whoops! Sure is funny now, wasn’t so funny at the time.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 5 years ago
I guess that’s why he has such a long face.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
The blonde in front of the vending machine said out loud, “You’re a stupid, archaic piece of technology, your color is fading, you letters are coming off, and you’ll likely soon be replaced by a switch!”
When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it said “Depress Button”.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 5 years ago
Finally, someone listened!
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Neigh, Neigh, he says. _ (R.I.P. John Pinette)
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 5 years ago
What would be a real horse put-down? “You run like you have four left hooves!” “Your dad came in last in the Derby and your mom pulled a milk wagon!” “My broom looks better than your mane!”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 5 years ago
this is like in Ghostbusters 2 when Bill Murray is told to put down sigourney weaver’s baby “you’re short, you smell, your belly button sticks out and you’re a terrible burden on you mother”
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
“Put him down?! I can’t even pick him up!”
StoicLion1973 over 5 years ago
A very meta strip….
Cerabooge over 5 years ago
I’m just happy that the guy in green didn’t use the other meaning of that euphemism.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
The horse must be feeling a little Stormy right now!
Brett Juilly over 5 years ago
True story: I was working at a gym. People were coming to me to be added to a list for the next aerobics class. “Can you put me down on the list?” “Sure.” “Add me to the list, please?” “Sure.” “Can you put me down?” “You’re ugly.” Yes, I blurted out “you’re ugly” before I could stop myself. Whoops! Sure is funny now, wasn’t so funny at the time.
TheLetterista.com over 5 years ago
Ouch! A pitchfork to the heart of any cartoonist. But gags like this can make anyone’s mediocre art pay $$, which is the ultimate retort.
Peam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Lame? Not a patch on Frog Applause!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Why the long face?
Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago
I hope that foreman doesn’t hear any of my jokes.