Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 03, 2018

Go watch the puppet show and let things matriculate down the line a bit.

“This, too, shall pass.”

Not really, just split – Bung to the left and Rod to the right. All’s well that ends well.

No decision at all.

I’ll take the Brat.

I’ll always choose bratwurst over booze because I’m not an alcoholic. That’s just a statement of fact about myself instead of critical comment about people who drink.

beer!

Better get there soon, the look on the vendors face looks like he may eat into profits and have that last brat himself!

By writing “your” are you meaning “you are”?

2% of stomach capacity has been tested to be EXACTLY one mug of beer and one brat, no worries.

DUH!! Split a beer and bratwurst betwixt you.

I don’t drink beer. I’ve tasted many kinds over the years but it just doesn’t taste good to me. It tastes like something that has gone bad . . . which of course it is. Sorry . . .

ahem…

As the popular saying goes – ‘I like bratwurst’…

Time for a little purge…

BEER! In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we must drink it here. (Should I have put quotes around that?)

Beer trickles down between the chunks of wurst, no problem!

Does that include the cavity in your nose?

Ill bet that you can squeeze in another sausage and a couple of beers up there.

If that were Kavanaugh and Trump, it would be beer for Bret and sausage for the Worst Brat.

Why not cook the bratwurst IN beer, and get the best of both worlds?