Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2018

If his webcam is activated, Bob can be expecting a visit from the police any time now.

And CAPTCHA replies: “You should get that mole checked out.”

That’s what you tell your wife, when she catches you masturbating.

Damn! I’ve been doing it wrong all this time?

He just wants to prove that robots don’t have genitals.

These are the bare facts of the matter.

Tell that to Voyager.

Please tell me you don’t have Skype on….

You mean to tell me that robots aren’t anatomically correct? Wow! :o\

Bob is helping to improve security software.

Judging from that window placement, his neighbors are now familiar with his non-robotic nature.

I hope he has a piece of tape over the camera…

Is this the same Bob from Ballard Street today????? :)

This ought to be how it really works, if you can’t bear to bare it, …

wait a second. If I had a robot that looked human why wouldn’t I call it Bob? After all it’s a variant of Robert so why wouldn’t it work as a variant/ shorter form of Robot. Bob has failed to prove he’s human as robots would be fine without clothes and there is no visible evidence that he is human.

I don’t think that’s how a Turing test works…

Can’t really comment on this one. I would be banned from GoComics for life.