Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”
Optimist: “The glass is half full.”
Realist: “The glass can be refilled.”
Pragmatist: “I drank it.”
The devil is in the details.
Engineer: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
Who wants to know what I think?
’tis not important whether the glass is half empty or half full, but rather what the contents are. Bartender! Another porter, please.
I say it’s not enough to drown that guy in.
If it’s a third full of vodka, I’ll just fill up with Bloody Mary mix. Do that a couple of times and I won’t care if it’s glass or plastic.
Cliff’s bluffing.
I’m surprised they are walking down instead of running, jumping, or parachuting. After hearing a few minutes of that guy, either would be a better choice
It’s completely full — part with water, the rest with air.
Drink it down and fill it up.
“…they don’t like him, they can see that he’s just a fool. But the eyes in his head see the world ♫ spinning round…”
Is an eight ounce styrofoam cups ever half full with four ounces of gasoline?
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.
An observation:
The word Pedantic will be Googled a lot today.
…otherwise known as the practice of law…
Oh, and that’s clearly not “the mountaintop”…
Bill Nye, hard at work. #ScienceIsYourFriend
Paranoid: “It’s looking at me…”
Chidi’s brother from another mother.
Teach a person personal responsibility, and they will not care, because they can refill the cup themself
Fatalist- who cares.
Nihilist:What does it matter in the Cosmic scheme of things?
Dude must be an engineer.
Way to wind them up before the weekend gets here Wiley
The amount of water in a glass is in the eye of the beholder.
Never listen to a man in a bow tie.
Half full of water + half full of air = full.
February 16, 2022
DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”
Optimist: “The glass is half full.”
Realist: “The glass can be refilled.”
Pragmatist: “I drank it.”
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
The devil is in the details.
eegriff Premium Member over 5 years ago
Engineer: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Who wants to know what I think?
nosirrom over 5 years ago
’tis not important whether the glass is half empty or half full, but rather what the contents are. Bartender! Another porter, please.
DHBirr over 5 years ago
I say it’s not enough to drown that guy in.
x_Tech over 5 years ago
If it’s a third full of vodka, I’ll just fill up with Bloody Mary mix. Do that a couple of times and I won’t care if it’s glass or plastic.
dot-the-I over 5 years ago
Cliff’s bluffing.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
I’m surprised they are walking down instead of running, jumping, or parachuting. After hearing a few minutes of that guy, either would be a better choice
okiejoe over 5 years ago
It’s completely full — part with water, the rest with air.
Lenavid over 5 years ago
Drink it down and fill it up.
P51Strega over 5 years ago
“…they don’t like him, they can see that he’s just a fool. But the eyes in his head see the world ♫ spinning round…”
Vilyehm over 5 years ago
Is an eight ounce styrofoam cups ever half full with four ounces of gasoline?
Greyhame over 5 years ago
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.
rs0204 Premium Member over 5 years ago
An observation:
The word Pedantic will be Googled a lot today.
rhbrandon2 over 5 years ago
…otherwise known as the practice of law…
comixbomix over 5 years ago
Oh, and that’s clearly not “the mountaintop”…
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Bill Nye, hard at work. #ScienceIsYourFriend
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
Paranoid: “It’s looking at me…”
Cerabooge over 5 years ago
Chidi’s brother from another mother.
TooOldTooForget over 5 years ago
Teach a person personal responsibility, and they will not care, because they can refill the cup themself
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
Fatalist- who cares.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Nihilist:What does it matter in the Cosmic scheme of things?
TheLetterista.com over 5 years ago
Dude must be an engineer.
rlaker22j over 5 years ago
Way to wind them up before the weekend gets here Wiley
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 5 years ago
The amount of water in a glass is in the eye of the beholder.
Call me Ishmael over 5 years ago
Never listen to a man in a bow tie.
kaffekup over 5 years ago
Half full of water + half full of air = full.