Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 06, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”

    Optimist: “The glass is half full.”

    Realist: “The glass can be refilled.”

    Pragmatist: “I drank it.”

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    The devil is in the details.

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    eegriff Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Engineer: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Who wants to know what I think?

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    ’tis not important whether the glass is half empty or half full, but rather what the contents are. Bartender! Another porter, please.

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    DHBirr  over 5 years ago

    I say it’s not enough to drown that guy in.

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    x_Tech  over 5 years ago

    If it’s a third full of vodka, I’ll just fill up with Bloody Mary mix. Do that a couple of times and I won’t care if it’s glass or plastic.

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    dot-the-I  over 5 years ago

    Cliff’s bluffing.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    I’m surprised they are walking down instead of running, jumping, or parachuting. After hearing a few minutes of that guy, either would be a better choice

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    okiejoe  over 5 years ago

    It’s completely full — part with water, the rest with air.

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    Lenavid  over 5 years ago

    Drink it down and fill it up.

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    P51Strega  over 5 years ago

    “…they don’t like him, they can see that he’s just a fool. But the eyes in his head see the world ♫ spinning round…”

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    Vilyehm  over 5 years ago

    Is an eight ounce styrofoam cups ever half full with four ounces of gasoline?

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    Greyhame  over 5 years ago

    There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    An observation:

    The word Pedantic will be Googled a lot today.

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    rhbrandon2  over 5 years ago

    …otherwise known as the practice of law…

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    comixbomix  over 5 years ago

    Oh, and that’s clearly not “the mountaintop”…

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Bill Nye, hard at work. #ScienceIsYourFriend

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    Paranoid: “It’s looking at me…”

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Chidi’s brother from another mother.

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    TooOldTooForget  over 5 years ago

    Teach a person personal responsibility, and they will not care, because they can refill the cup themself

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 5 years ago

    Fatalist- who cares.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Nihilist:What does it matter in the Cosmic scheme of things?

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    TheLetterista.com  over 5 years ago

    Dude must be an engineer.

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    rlaker22j  over 5 years ago

    Way to wind them up before the weekend gets here Wiley

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The amount of water in a glass is in the eye of the beholder.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 5 years ago

    Never listen to a man in a bow tie.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Half full of water + half full of air = full.

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