Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2018

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Well, he certainly won’t be drilling her

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Give that man an F- !

    Oh, wait, wrong comic…

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    He might get on the team in a miner roll.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The drill team shouldn’t be what he picks!

    That’s all pretty refined….

    He wouldn’t really dig it.

     

    I’d think he’d be looking for something more crude…

    someplace they’d find him a barrel of laughs.

     

    OK, sigh….. that’s oil I got for now…

    it can’t always be a gas….

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    Little Caesar  over 5 years ago

    “When, up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude……”

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    Drill, ye terriers. Drill.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Well, he does have the rank of sergeant so he can train them right!

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    StephenRice  over 5 years ago

    This doesn’t auger well; he wanted to drill and blast, and now he can only “Blast!!”

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    He’s mining for oil???

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    “Drill, ye tarriers, drill.”

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    gcarlson  over 5 years ago

    Parade Magazine used to have a puzzle by Ken Jennings called “Kennections” where you answered five questions, then tried to figure out what they had in common. One I didn’t quite finish had these questions: 1. Who recorded, “Close to You,” “Rainy Days and Mondays,” and “Yesterday Once More?” 2. What was Joe Friday’s rank on “Dragnet?” 3. Steve Martin played a member of what profession in “The Little Shop of Horrors?”

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    solbane.sk  over 5 years ago

    guess the beheaded cheerleader got Cut from the squad.

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