Pickles by Brian Crane for September 18, 2018

how is that good news? perhaps that DNA agency accidentally mailed the wrong analyses and some other fellow got Earl’s which said he’s likely to go bald

That takes a weight off his mind!

“Business on top, party around the bottom.”

I can just about relate…

Well, he’ll keep those two hairs on top!

That means that he is bald because he did something wrong. Maybe Michael Jackson is still alive and named Earl.

It probably fails to factor in the probabilty of one’s likelihood to tear out one’s hair (mostly due to bad punchlines)

If you could just swap it around so you did not have to shave ………

Sure hope he gets a REFUND.

Uh, news flash people…

Okay, what I find funny is that he says he got an email but he’s holding a piece of paper. Makes me think of the apocryphal boss who asks his assistant to print off his emails every morning.

So Earl must’ve been shaving his head all this time.

Got one of those done… very gratifying, but my relatives want to know the results…Go get your own, I only wanted to know what I am , I don’t give a Damn about Who I am….I am ME!….

I remember when identical triplets had a DNA test from three different places. Each gave them different origins and other details.

Regardless, we have long known Earl was special.

now he can keep the 2 hairs he has on his head.