Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 09, 2018

Don’t blame Mrs. Godfrey for showing up when you say the wrong thing Nate, blame yourself. Seems to happen a lot, doesn’t it?

Do it, boy! May help you improve your grades!

Finally, Mrs. Godfrey is not being stupid, unfair, tyrannical, condescending, or hypocritical!

Open your mouth wider, Nate. It’ll give your foot more room to get in.

So far she’s still asking questions, Nate still has a choice in the matter. I would handle it with humor: “Well Mrs. Godfrey I would love to, but with my finger banged up like it is half of my typing skills are gone along with it. And don’t even get me started on copy/paste.”

A research paper is not going to fill his need for physical activity.

When I need to fidget, I spin pens. There are plenty of internet tutorials. Of course, Nate can’t do that now.

Hey nate probably needs that extra credit.

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

He sure does need it for his Grade Point Average.

At least, Nate has plenty of extra credit opportunities!

No chance to better his grades should be let up.

Poll:do you have to do research papers for social studies? (If your in school)

bignate theme song: he has never been a borehe will draw some morehe has never had a date put cheeez doodles on his plate hes big nate.

Nate is the goalie, he does not use up a lot of energy anyway.

Godfrey needed that burst of excitement on her day.

IF Nate does the extra credit, I am pretty sure he will research sports instead of the thing Mrs. Godfrey wants him to research. (I doubt he will do it at ALL of course!) XD

The keen hawk in her natural environment searches for her prey. Finding it, she strikes!

Did somebody break the “Comment” section?

Uh oh. Bad move, Nate.

big nate theme song: he has never been a borehe will draw some morehe has never had a date put cheez doodles on his plate hes big nate

poll: have you ever broken a bone before? i am doing this one bc last week nate broke his finger

Had a friend at one time — really nice woman. But in church she was foot swinger. For some reason I ALWAYS wound up within sight line of her foot and didn’t know it until it was too late. Once seen it cannot be unseen, it must be blocked…eyes diverted, covered, face turned WAY away. I must have looked like I was running from the police half the time….

That won’t give his body something to do!

You can offer that to nate, but you can’t force him to, besides, you already know his typical project shenanigans

I rennet some comics were Nate had springy feet! He had (as he called it) Nate Wright syndrome! (This actually happened)

Nate should not say anything near Mrs. Godfrey

How long do you think Nates splint we be here for?

Well im speechless

Oofers Nate,

Mrs. Godfrey’s expression gets me every time.

How long has Mrs Godfrey been sitting there waiting for that exact moment

MRS. GODFREY, THAT’S HIS RIGHT HAND, HE WON’T BE ABLE TO WRITE!…