Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2018

♪ If you gotta play at garden parties, I wish you a lotta luck / But if memories were all I sang, I’d rather drive a truck ♫

Does she sing the first half of the song while he sings the second half and they play the song again without the drummer?

Why do some people call a toilet a bathroom? Do they pee in the basin or in the bathtub?

That’s the title for the vinyl and cassette releases. On the CD and digital album, it’s called “Skip.”

Soon to be an instant hit.

Better known as the Drum Solo.

Will it go to number one or number two?

They’re playing my song….

The song is from their new album titled Down in the Dumps! Hope they play their other new single The Outhouse Blues!

When I drummed for the Robbin Thompson Band, we opened for so many other bands that Robbin wrote a song, We’re Just a Warm Up Band.

The Carpenter have a song called “Intermission”. Lyrics: “We’ll be right back (right back) after we go (after we go) to the bathroom.”

I use bathroom breaks to protest against commercialism.

As an usher at a theater, I can attest to the truthfulness of this comic. Although “Might Be a Good Time To Get Another Drink” would probably be more accurate.

Seems to me that a few of today’s commenters could really use a long visit to the bathroom, as they are so full of it they are ready to explode.

Too often the attitude, where fans only want to hear the “classics”, and screw anything new.