Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for June 12, 2019

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    Kip W  almost 5 years ago

    Remember to stir your coffee with your thumb.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    Start from the outside, work your way in. The secateurs are for the dessert course.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    There will be dancing after dinner. The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely.

    But you’re a lumberjack, and that’s okay.

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    The soup axe is in the wrong place.

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