Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 29, 2010

That statue stinks!

Ewwwwwwwww!

Who you guano call?

Now, there’s concrete evidense that his relationship with pigeon has cemented.

Apparently they pigeons think that he’s cr@p.

I see your “Ewwwwwww!” rayannina, and raise you a “Gaaaaaaaack!”

Ewwwwwww! Aaaacck! Etc.!

I have to wonder what inspired this cartoon, but I really - REALLY - don’t want to know.

The sad thing is, that isn’t a statue – the Pigeon Whisperer simply got buried in his work!

Years ago there would be no implication of feces or pee in the comics. I guess a new generation of cartoonists have passed a degree of…whatever

But at least the rest of the park is pigeon free.

There’s nothing underneath. The pigeons built the statue.

years ago, I had a car that for some reason attracted the birds, so on any given day, it looked about like that, on some days it ran about like that too.

An Angel comes to Earth and goes to a park where there is a sculpture of Adam and Eve gazing at each other with their arms outstretched but not touching. The Angel brings them to life and tells them they have 1 hour to do anything that they want. They run off into the bushes and return in 30 minutes. The Angel tells them they still have 30 minutes, Adam asks Eve if she wants to do it again. She says, sure, but this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll cr*p on him!

Ah, yes, those pervasive purveyors of pigeon poop!

It kinda looks like Picasso. He loved pigeons so much, he named his daughter Paloma (which is Spanish for dove).

He was most likely a descendant of St. Francis.

Well, it does look as if he has his s**t together.

Botanically,, The richest place in the park.

Looks like the statues in London’s Trifalger Square :-)

All this and not one thought for the guy who has to clean that up!!!! What savages you are. ;-)

LOL @ poohbear8192 :-)

@ arye – at least something passed…..

Sandfan you beat me to the punch! Thought of that joke as soon as I saw this cartoon. We must be “of a a certain age.”

Love it Wiley, thanks for the chuckle!

Thats a statue of a politician! Would like to do-do the same to a few we have today!

bird excrement is high in nitrates and phosphates. wouldn’t that make it basic, not acidic?

So many generals and dictators depicted in statues, deserved this treatment - - WHEN ALIVE!

that’s a lot of snow

I love most birds, but pigeons are just nasty. Partly because they eat even the shells of seeds (most others remove them).

I have - N E V E R - laughed so hard in all of my life! Thanks, Wiley! (Oh, and…Ew!)