Calvin doesn’t want to wait ten more years, Hobbes, so he could use the parents’ car to drive to Mars after obtaining his driving license… Earth could be more polluted by then.
I sometimes offer to send my kids to space on the Ralph Kramden Express. (for those of you not familiar with The Honeymooners-https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+honeymooners+bang+zoom+to+the+moon&view=detail&mid=45F537D861A37B2BF63E45F537D861A37B2BF63E&FORM=VIRE)
Honest to goodness once-upon-a-time quote by Dan Quayle (no kidding; he REALLY said this): “Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
I miss Leading Edge and the daily custom comics. Edge, if by chance you’re still reading here, I messaged GoComics to request your revival on the site, but no luck. I’m thinking of you.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Hobbes. This wagon was made by a 17 year old kid named Elon Musk.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 5 years ago
What about the carpet?
Johnny Q Premium Member over 5 years ago
Too bad that Mars’ atmosphere has MORE carbon dioxide than earth’s!
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Calvin doesn’t want to wait ten more years, Hobbes, so he could use the parents’ car to drive to Mars after obtaining his driving license… Earth could be more polluted by then.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
Well, you don’t have to go to the real Mars. Just go to the one that gets drawn for you!
glowing-steak32 over 5 years ago
Just think happy thoughts!
Bilan over 5 years ago
Before you go, learn how to grow potatoes.
codycab over 5 years ago
Say “hi” to Marvin the Martian for me guys.
Baba27 over 5 years ago
Or you could hitch a ride with Spaceman Spiff! Might not end up on Mars though …
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
That’s Super Wagon to you, Calvin!
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
I dunno… Mars is getting kinda littered with probes from Earth lately.
mattro65 over 5 years ago
I sometimes offer to send my kids to space on the Ralph Kramden Express. (for those of you not familiar with The Honeymooners-https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+honeymooners+bang+zoom+to+the+moon&view=detail&mid=45F537D861A37B2BF63E45F537D861A37B2BF63E&FORM=VIRE)
coffeeturtle over 5 years ago
Calvin, you can really use a Guide and maybe Hitchhike your way through the Galaxy!
So long and thanks for all the [tuna] fish.
gantech over 5 years ago
Honest to goodness once-upon-a-time quote by Dan Quayle (no kidding; he REALLY said this): “Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.”
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
Wit and wisdom of Dan Quayle …
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bobdingus over 5 years ago
And 25 years later adults have the same delusion.
Alexander the Good Enough over 5 years ago
Well, Calvin & Co. could always decamp to Mars, Pennsylvania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars,_Pennsylvania The atmosphere is rather better…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Just don’t try to take a deep breath once you get to Mars.
davetb1956 over 5 years ago
Calvin, are you going to use a ski jump to get there? Using the help of Spaceman Spiff would make more sense.
ellisaana Premium Member over 5 years ago
The quickest way is by reading a book.
rgcviper over 5 years ago
I miss Leading Edge and the daily custom comics. Edge, if by chance you’re still reading here, I messaged GoComics to request your revival on the site, but no luck. I’m thinking of you.