Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2018

Turn off the tv.

Stop pretending one of these things is just like the other.

Can we send them all to their rooms and make them stay there until they learn to behave and treat each other with at least politeness, if not respect?

What if you send them to their rooms and they wake up at 3:00 am and start tweeting?

Oh, Pig, if only we could do that!

The only thing you can do Pig is turn off the TV . . . and log on to Twitter!

If only they had adult supervision!

Oh, party in the sense of party not fete. This always confuse me.

I am waiting for ballots to have a “ReDo” option when we can vote out the worthless leaches and elect people who will work for the constituents and not the donor elite.

At least John McCain died trying to work for the people. RIP

It’s SAD and Scary when PIG is the smartest one of the bunch…

Things will never change until:

People on the right realize the Republican Party does not care about you.

People on the left realize the Democrat Party does not care about you.

People in general realize career politicians do not care about you.

People everywhere realize the media’s purpose is to provoke you, not inform you.

And the American public has had enough and overthrows the tyranny of the two party system.

Time to term the %#$@’s out.

I wish it were that simple.

Mueller’s sending many to their rooms. In solitary. ASAP.

There should be a rule for the politicians and the parties:

You can’t complain about something the other side does if your side does it also.

Be like rat. Have another beer and ignore it.

I’m hoping in the future, presidents will not be allowed to have social media accounts and anyone running for office must submit their tax returns before election time…or they will not be on the ballot. That might be the best thing to come from this unprecedented time in our history.

If it only worked…

I’ve stopped listening, can no longer watch the disintegration of democracy, such as it was.

If only it were that easy.

I have a modest proposal, but it is likely we will run out of rope and sturdy branches before we run out of scoundrels.

May the power of the Croc be with you ! …….Hey Pig when I get fed up listening to the talking heads I find listening to music I like helps. Good thing I kept the 8’s and Cassettes :-)

Too late for that. It’s time for a spanking.

much can be learned from them. Fraud, bribery, money laundering, illegal trans-national exchanges: pretty much everything Trump has done.

Well said pig, well said!

It is better to be thought of as a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt…

Off-geturning the TV, STAT!!!

I’m for eliminating the electoral college also. one person’s vote SHOULD count as well as any other’s.

And yet billions of people still look to these politicians and governments to solve the problems in society…while at the same time they ridicule any who believe in a Creator and look to God for hope for the future. You have to wonder who the crazy ones really are.

It will be interesting when the U.S. parties trade power (and they will – and they will trade back) if social media will continue to be seen as an unacceptable scourge or if it will then be seen as unilateral disarmament and ain’t nobody going to be doing that.

Name calling – a shortcut to winning an argument over the logical way.

All of you…go to your rooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Jeez… do you think we could really send them to their rooms?

This sounds like a soap opera. After insulting each other, they should start making out.

That’s how it works in Washington, too.

Here’s a hint, Pig. Turn off the dingleberried TV!

“There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.”- John Adams.

More great advice from pig!