We humans may look symmetrical on the outside, but it’s different from the inside. (As much as I also like narwhals, I though their tusks grew in the middle.)
Narwhals and the Unbalanced Ungulates, readily identified by their tendency to tip over in their sleep. Their call, “Nnnnnnnnnng,,, nnnnnngg,” almost perfectly mimics the sound of a morbidly obese person trying to rise to a standing position. Although considered endangered, they are relatively safe from hunters, as the latter cannot stop laughing long enough to let fly an arrow or discharge a firearm. Also their flesh tastes like spoiled Limburger with hints of week-old flounder.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
We humans may look symmetrical on the outside, but it’s different from the inside. (As much as I also like narwhals, I though their tusks grew in the middle.)
keltii over 5 years ago
I’m off centred no right ear and a slight nerve damage where my right eye struggles to wink independently, yes therapy as a child to get it to so.
waltermgm over 5 years ago
Actually most people are slightly asymmetrical in appearance.
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
Thatababy IS perfectly symmetrical: a lack of arms on BOTH sides!
erniejpdx over 5 years ago
Narwhals and the Unbalanced Ungulates, readily identified by their tendency to tip over in their sleep. Their call, “Nnnnnnnnnng,,, nnnnnngg,” almost perfectly mimics the sound of a morbidly obese person trying to rise to a standing position. Although considered endangered, they are relatively safe from hunters, as the latter cannot stop laughing long enough to let fly an arrow or discharge a firearm. Also their flesh tastes like spoiled Limburger with hints of week-old flounder.