Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 08, 2018

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    Say What? Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh, for heaven’s sake, that’s just crossing a line there…

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Well, he was offering to share his fries with you, but if you’re going to take that attitude …

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    Bordering on paranoia.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    I can see a wall being built. The only question is who will pay for it.

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    artsyguy65  over 5 years ago

    “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning…” (SFX: unmufflered car screeching to halt, metal crumpling, breaking glass) “HEY, YOU… GET OFF MY LAWN!!” (SFX: machine gun firing) “Take that, ya filthy animal.”

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    Intergalactic Hussy  over 5 years ago

    Manspreading is real!

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    FassEddie  over 5 years ago

    I’d want a can of seltzer to spray in the puss of that old coot. Seems like an appropriate response

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Installing park cubicles would prevent that problem

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    I have a personal bubble and people can stand too close to me, too.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The sad thing is, that bench was built to hold three people.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    build that wall!

    build that wall!

    …and other moronic crowd chants

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    Happy, happy, happy!!!  over 5 years ago

    Don’t stop eating.

    I’f he doesn’t like it, let him leave.

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    wdgnas  over 5 years ago

    mso: how do propose to pay for all that? borrow more money from china? or maybe mexico would pay for it. right , yeah…

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago

    MSO: OOOOOoooooooo Forts, made from logs? With little guard towers. And horses – lotsa horses – and bugles, gotta have bugles.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You realise the, if the guy with the sandwich moved a little to his left, he’d be sitting right next to the garbage can? Or was that the point?

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Now imagine that, instead of a park bench, it’s two guys on a plane in coach.

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    TooOldTooForget  over 5 years ago

    We do need the illegals coming in to fill the jobs that the unemployed don’t want. So we pay for the illegals that want to do the work and we pay the unemployed that don’t want to do the work. And in Seattle, they want you to pay for the drugs that the “homeless” want to take. Oh, They can’t get a job because they can’t pass the drug tests.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Tear down the borders and do away with all immigration laws! We’ve got plenty of money to spend here! Our infrastructure is great, we don’t have any American children who live in poverty or attend bad schools, so we need to find outsiders on whom to spend our money.

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    Give us all of those who are willing to obey the law. If they won’t even do that one simple and foundational thing in order to come here, then no. Funny how the “illegal” in “illegal alien” seems to be so easily forgotten by the Left in their diatribes.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    He’s about to find out how much the other guy can bench press.

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    davetb1956  over 5 years ago

    Seems like he shouldn’t have set the bag down in the neutral zone.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    And this just in: Report warns Trump’s wall could cost more, take longer and underperform

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2018/08/07/report-warns-trumps-wall-could-cost-more-take-longer-and-underperform

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    john_chubb  over 5 years ago

    Warning – your lunchbag has violated the neutral zone. It’s smack dab in the DMZ. And it’s not even cloaked!

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