Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 08, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That would explain the enthusiasm.

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    What a letdown!

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      over 5 years ago

    Gotta be careful with homonyms.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    It’s hard to write in accents. I think she may have had a Scottish accent.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    If she was having jello there would be no misunderstanding!

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    Bex Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Actually, I do get that excited when they leave me room for cream and sugar.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    She’s a little glazed and confused.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago

    the wax runs deep in this one

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    Nyckname  over 5 years ago

    I take my own in old vanilla extract bottles.

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    redback  over 5 years ago

    how about amaretto. But in USA they don’t serve liqueur with coffee, or at least not in coffee shops

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    redback  over 5 years ago

    words I had trouble with: heights > hates, bottle → battle, hot → hat (to be fair she also had an accent), miuk (?) < did not understand what that meant till she came out with the box of ‘milk’, and that was in England

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    hmofo813 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    In what exotic dialect does “room” sound remotely like “rum?” I’ve never heard anything close to that, and I have traveled a pretty fair amount.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We hear what we want to hear!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What USA coffee shops are missing, that added shot to make the day go better – Europe got it right.

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    Souris Voleur  over 5 years ago

    Is the barrista “Marcie” from Peanuts?

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mixing caffeine with alcohol is not good for you!

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