Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 22, 2018

Giant tortoises are notoriously unstable at freeway speeds.

Two words, Wallace: Turtle. Poop.

Terry Pratchet..

Turtle is too slow.

I want Baba Yaga’s house.

It’s turtles all the way down.

If you plan ahead Wallace, when you retire you can get yourself a little turtle house and drive it down the highway to where ever you want to go—-like Crater Lake, and White Sands, the Northern Lights on the Fourth of July, New England in autumn, and Padre Island in December.

“One day I’d set that turtle free.” Love.

“The turtle moves.”

But then you’d have to wax the shell instead of mowing the lawn.