Tom Toles for July 18, 2018

Putin undoubtedly holds the pee pee tapes. But pee pee tapes are only embarrassing; Trump has already proven that he is utterly shameless and incapable of being embarrassed. The real KOMPROMAT that Putin holds is his many years of financial dealings, improper loans, money laundering, transactions in violations of sanctions and embargoes, and other “high crimes and misdemeanors” that could get Trump impeached, convicted and jailed.

RUSSIA, if you’re listening, RELEASE THE PEE PEE TAPES.

Trump wouldn’t care except the Russian chicks are about 12 yrs old.

How about"Russia, if you’re listening, release the dumpster’s tax returns.

There is something wrong when an organization incentivizes division rather than unity, ignores/defends lies and corruption, and allows its “leader” to be controlled by external agents.

Over the years I’ve heard criticism of “Hanoi Jane” from hard right conservatives, yet they still back “Moscow Donnie”. Tell me, who was worse, Jane Fonda (a young actress) or Donald Trump (President? of the USA) when it comes to criticizing the USA and siding with an enemy?

#TRE45ON

And that’s EXACTLY what Trumpski did in front of the ENTIRE WORLD!! Also, anyone else wondering why his proposed new paint job for the New Air Farce One includes RED PAINT??? Hummm…

We won’t get a look at the pee pee tapes until Glorious Leader refuses Vlad some accommodation. Think that’s ever going to happen?

Trump pals around with Putin, then calls for dramatically increasing NATO military spending. Maybe all that new weaponry is intended for use on the citizens of the NATO nations.

So how is Trump going to walk back his comment that the chilly relationship with Russia is caused by “American Foolishness” Answer, he can’t so the Whitehouse is simply ignoring the fact that he said it and is pushing some drivel about confusion over double negatives on a different completely stupid thing he said.

2 + 2 …

Trump and America got hosed by the Russians, thanks Republicans!

The P-P tapes are but one of the many things Putin has on trump.

According to Wikipedia: “The current terminology of ‘red states’ and ‘blue states’ came into use in the United States presidential election of 2000 on an episode of the Today show on October 30, 2000, wanting to avoid any implied connection between the Democrat Party and the Communist Party. According to The Washington Post, the terms were coined by journalist Tim Russert, during his televised coverage of the 2000 presidential election.”

Well, turns out that ole Tim was more foresighted than he knew, because now the red states really ARE the ones aligned with the Communist Party.

if you read the transcript, trump doesn’t deny it happened, just claims that if putin had the tape, he would have released it by now.

Comrade Benedict Bonespur’s brilliant move is to let Putin send his “security” folks into full access to all our top secret sites to “help” investigate THEIR invasion of our security? Hannity loves that too. Maybe they’ll release the pee tapes AND his tax returns, ‘cause the Repbulicans still won’t.

Trump is just one of Putin’s hookers