Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for July 14, 2018

sounds good by me, " he will out any fantasies can cast the first stone"

Sitting on a park bench

eyeing gorgeous actresses with bad intent

herring running down his nose

greasy flippers smearing a red bow tie

Hey Opus!

Nature must be subdued.

Just a shirt? Why not a full jumpsuit. Surely, the Dept. of Corrections have penguin sized jumpsuits.

Hey Opus, what’s she wearing? Does it include whip and shield accessories?

I’ve heard Gail is quite shy about her tastes in sandwiches and flightless birds.

Everyone has fantasies, Opus. Fantasies are fine.

Problems happen when people confuse their fantasies with reality if the other individual is sending off NO vibes. That is “no”, not “nose” though the plural of “no” sounds similar, which might be part of Opus’ difficulty. (In fact, mass problems can happen that negatively affect a great many people when 25% or more of the people go along with someone else’s destructive confusing of fantasy with reality, with magnified damage resulting. It is far better to actually think and learn than to be a lemming.)

Now, put in the situation Opus imagines the best option would be the woman clearly selecting her words and leaving the scene soon after.

There was an approach used ONLY when the recipient was well known when I was young that was more tactile. The woman would carefully position the head of the other individual, being careful about hand placement so that ears, hair, or beard could be painfully grabbed if the recipient tried to shift, and then a lone and chaste forehead kiss was planted. If necessary, should the recipient try to shift, then a “doom stare” was added. If the person’s eyes were closed then a foot stomp also was used to open the eyes. Although I never needed to employ that step I did know someone who did.

It was important that the recipient had to be well enough known before anything more than words were used.

Words alone are simply safer, and so is getting the heck away from the deluded individual.

Thank you Opus and Mr. B… that made me smile and lately that is a lot…

I absolutely love the bottom L panel. His face is so sweet.

Would that be THE Gal Gadot with her hubby and 2 babbies?

Opus, do you still WONDER if that WOMAN will come to soothe your savage beast?

“Now I’m sending you to prison.” – R. Maddow

At least Opus has a fulfilling fantasy life….

Heh, fish flotsam!