Jeff Danziger for July 12, 2018

Yep, trapped in Trump’s cesspool.

We’ll have to turn to the Russians!

Another refugee that many Americans inexplicably have no interest in helping.

A very scary cliff-hanger.

the cave of golden showers

But…But…But…Dictator Donnie Dumpsterfire said that he was going to DRAIN the Swamp!! He PROMISED!!! You don’t mean that Hair Furor might have LIED, do you, Jeff?? (sarcasm off)

Rest easy. The pendulum has swung almost as far as it can go. Time to swing th other way. We need to elect someone else just like him….to undo everything he’s (un) done.

I think it’s the swamp that’s rising…

Republicans said they wanted to shrink America and drown it in a bathtub.

“Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam! I know how you feel about Trump casing the USA to become the United Shame of America. I share your feelings. So can I share a spot on the rock? From there, we can plan ways to flip our rescuers. Then, with a group of such strong people having such good intentions for one and all, we can burst out of the cave, hop on Harleys, and become the Freedom-Givers for those unjustifiably jailed—wherever they may be from. Let’s go for it, Uncle Sam—with your head held high!”

Will anyone hear him?

“Now I’m calling all citizens from all over the worldThis is captain America callingI bailed you out when you were down on your kneesSo will you catch me now I’m falling”—-The Kinks.

Hurry Elon, we need your sub!