Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 01, 2018

Hear! Hear!! for the Universal Guy’s Credo.

She told me I’m always to blame.

You can’t argue with someone who would rather be wrong than eat lobster.

Better hope we learn that two years from now in November.

Well…they say you learn from your mistakes, and from the looks of it Eddie getting his lessons in a whole lot of interesting places. Maybe he’s training up for a position on a Congessional Committee? :)

Headline: Experts Surprised!

Eddie pushing the boat up the road! That would happen!

And…. NEVER ask for directions.

Guy Credo: “I believe I can pass at least one more car before my exit.”

Local dude is running on Reaganomics, not an original thinker.

I find it weird that Eddie even uses the word “credo.”

Guy Credo #2: Never ask for directions !

Guy Credo #2B: Never read the instructions….unless in very serious doubt.

I get the impression Eddie’s a bachelor.

I have NEVER admitted to making a mistake. I don’t have to. My wife tells EVERYBODY when I do make a mistake! ;-)

Hey, everyone makes mistakes just about every day! If we don’t own up to them when confronted with the hard facts (I guess there doesn’t seem to be any of those anymore) you look like a flaming tweet idiot.

As lobster boats have motors why didn’’t Capt’n Eddie attach the wheels to the motor to make a duck boat. Also as he’s pushing the boat is the cat doing the steering?

Enough of Eddie! It’s just not funny.

Aaaw! It’s one of my favorites. How silly of me.