Close to Home by John McPherson for July 17, 2018

“Nurse, a saline bag STAT – my partner’s feeling faint.” (And the Coliseum should be in better shape than that, and they’re on the 24th hole?)

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Gimme five beers”.

So apparently the Scots were not the first ones to invent this game?

Must be the I V league.

Teeing off for the XXIV hole???? Maybe an extra “ten” crept in there?

I’ve seen sandal golf shoes, really!

Uh oh! Going to be hard to make Pater after that!

There better be soft spikes on those sandals.