Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    NRA-enabled deranged mass murderer shoots and kills journalists at the Annapolis Capital Gazette (one of the oldest newspapers in the U.S., pre-dating the Declaration of Independence) and, within days, Comrade TRUMPinski joins his puppet master Putin (who loves to kill journalists) in calling journalists the number one enemy of the United States, instead of his Russian masters who actually invaded our electoral process.

    Remember when voting in November: D = Democratic; R = RUSSIAN.

    (Also like driving a car: D to go forward; R to go backwards)

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 6 years ago

    Please keep it up, DTS Wiz! Your drivel is helping to promote Pro-Rep voting!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    News from outside the power elite establishment is seldom well received. Every news kiosk is a redoubt.

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    Aubrey Dacus  almost 6 years ago

    Trump Derangement Syndrome:Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

    Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from hysterical outbursts to a complete mental break. TDS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting violent, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.

    Sufferers have also been known to wish direct self harm on themselves (such as increased taxes, a desire for an economic recession, and even nuclear war), provided that a action might in some way hurt Donald Trump.

    Paranoia is also a common symptom of TDS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted, and in some cases believe they are about to be a victim of genocide. The paranoia does however not seem to be bad enough to make TDS sufferers act on their beliefs to the extent of attempting to actually leave the united states.

    If properly treated, suffers of TDS can make a full recovery. Many suffers have been known to grow out of TDS, yet many can only be treated by having their condition directly treated through the application of logical reasoning. It is also known that products containing soy can exasperate the condition.

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    tripwire45  almost 6 years ago

    I guess this is a political commentary today, right?

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    Lenavid  almost 6 years ago

    Thank you for not messaging propaganda.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome: The blind and slavish Loyalty to the MOST corrupt “President” and “administration” in the entire history of the country. Symptoms include believing ANYTHING FAUX Noise says, as long as it supports Trump, no matter how outlandish it sounds, and the firm belief that Donald J. Trump is 1: Sane, and 2: Competent! Other symptoms include the ability to dismiss any and all criticisms of Trump, including the multiple indictments and convictions of high-ranking members of his inner cadre as a mere “Witch Hunt” by “The Libs” to destroy him, contrary to the facts and the truth.

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    Silly Season   almost 6 years ago

    Personally…

    I think Twitter user “MAGAMom” said it best…

    Hillary arrested for racism Attack on putTableName in Rural Voter Family attack against 2016 election victory.

    I mean, who could argue with that?

    https://twitter.com/MAGAmom93829201/status/1020839446042722304

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    sandpiper  almost 6 years ago

    Since most pols are figures of speech, it’s easy to understand the confusion

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Can we get back to story arcs that aren’t obviously political?

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Not to worry. The critics are using “fake bullets”.

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    Holden Awn  almost 6 years ago

    Wiley is much funnier when he’s not making snide political comments.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Hmmmm, today must be national troll day. They are all out like slugs after a rainfall!

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    SusieB  almost 6 years ago

    When tRump is voted out in 2020, two phrases I hope to NEVER hear again are Fake News and Witch Hunt.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 6 years ago

    Shall we try a bit of logic? (Yes, we shall!) No intelligent, honest, decent, patriotic person has EVER said “The news media is the enemy of the people.” Donald Trump has said that many many times. Therefore………

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    rlaker22j  almost 6 years ago

    Keep it up Wiley I love it

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 6 years ago

    Hope Wiley doesn’t mind me plugging this, but do a search and watch the Literary Arts Tribute for Ursula K Le Guin. It’s long, but not boring at all. She is someone who was an inspiration in life and will continue to be now that she’s moved on from this world through her great works. If only we could be on the way of creating a world worthy of her, rather than the path of destruction we seem to be heading.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 6 years ago

    The latest Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ shooting has me wonder, exactly who has the right to stand their ground in that state? Once again a man with a concealed weapon (legally) picks a fight, gets pushed, falls down, pees his pants (OK, this is pure speculation, but likely), and kills the man who was standing his ground for his girlfriend who this guy was verbally attacking about a parking space. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Florida?

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    watashi73  almost 6 years ago

    Its tough being in the news business now days. Its laying off journalists right and left due to teeing off the traditional half of the population in favor of the progressive half which prefers its news in digital format sipping lattes at Starbucks while being entertained by baristas with studies degrees they are still paying for. LOL

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 6 years ago

    In the past, sometimes a diplomat would carry a message to a foreign head of state. If he did not like the message, sometimes the head of state only returned the head of the messenger. That was a message unto itself.

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  21. Miss Demure Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Very often when I “like” a comment, the number jumps up 3 points, i.e., 5 to 8 instead of 5 to 6. Why does this happen?

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    Oldgrowth  almost 6 years ago

    Wow and then some. Wiley starts off depicting some poor dude just trying to make a living, and who likely used to enjoy street banter with old friends and customers. But enter the oh-so-nuanced folks, so deep in parsing words, and here we go. Buy a friggin’ newspaper, particularly if it prints Wiley’s fine work. Support print media, skilled cartoonists, and venturing into adult thought. But tip the dude.

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    bakana  almost 6 years ago

    tRump heard that line about “Shooting the Messenger” and his response was “Now That’s Entertainment"

    He pitched it to Sean Hannity as a great new show that Sean could host.

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    lordhoff  almost 6 years ago

    I don’t get it? Guy is worried about some socialist shooting him because he has news that the socialist disagrees with rather then fake news and they mention government?

    Government -enabled socialist with a grudge against the Annapolis Capital Gazette and, within days, President Trump does what every expert in international relations has said is needed and talks with the Russian President, even if a fascist just like prior Presidents did with the USSR during the cold war and were applauded for while being harder on Russia then Obama ever was and mentions the fact that propaganda news is the number one enemy of the United States instead of his Russian. Bad timing but that couldn’t be helped. Better relations with Russia while still holding a candle to their feet is in the best interests of all (well, other then the Constitution-hating socialists).Remember when voting in November: D = Destgroy the Constitution; R = Repair the damage.

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