The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 21, 2018

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    GROG Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    And now you’ll be later than if you were only doing 60.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The faster you drive, there is a greater chance you’ll get there sooner. There is also a greater chance you won’t get there ate all.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Eno’s car leaves home doing 70 miles an hour. His work is only 12 miles away. A motorcycle cop chases him at 75 miles an hour. What did Fang have for breakfast?

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 6 years ago

    That’s no word problem; it’s straight-up math.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    How about this one. Eno has $200. The judge takes $195. How much beer money does Eno have left?

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    kleanerz  almost 6 years ago

    At 70mph you’re only gaining 10 miles, that’s an extra mile every six minutes. Unless you have a super long commute, speeding doesn’t save a significant amount of time and all it does is burn more fuel.

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    Anters55  almost 6 years ago

    Eno’s always getting stopped by the same cop. When will he ever learn?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    Ahh…I donut have a clue.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    The real question is how much time has been wasted talking to you when I could be at home by now drinking beer.

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    Perkycat  almost 6 years ago

    SO – this is why we learned those word problems in school. I knew there had to be a reason.

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    beekaay  almost 6 years ago

    Haved?

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