December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Methinks that was no compliment Jon gave you, Garfield.
And you’re not half as smart, Jon.
As long as there is any amount of greatness in Garfield, he will always be proud.
“Not half” could be anywhere from zero to just under fifty percent. Seems to me there’s some room for mediocrity in there.
Actually, technically, it could mean anything except exactly half. So perhaps Garfield is as great as he thinks he is.
I’m not half as great as I think I am; I’m twice as great!
Pshaw! Cats know exactly how great we are…
If Garfield were half as great as he thinks he is, he would be twice as great as he really is.
Sometimes Jon can be real mean to Garfield, but likewise I guess, same with Charlie Brown and Snoopy.
They are both legends in their own minds.
Jon doesn’t know how popular Garfield really is.
It just depends on How Much less than half, Garfield.
Well it’s a lot better than NOT being great all, am I right ?
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Methinks that was no compliment Jon gave you, Garfield.
over 5 years ago
And you’re not half as smart, Jon.
codycab over 5 years ago
As long as there is any amount of greatness in Garfield, he will always be proud.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
“Not half” could be anywhere from zero to just under fifty percent. Seems to me there’s some room for mediocrity in there.
Actually, technically, it could mean anything except exactly half. So perhaps Garfield is as great as he thinks he is.
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
I’m not half as great as I think I am; I’m twice as great!
Amra Leo over 5 years ago
Pshaw! Cats know exactly how great we are…
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
If Garfield were half as great as he thinks he is, he would be twice as great as he really is.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sometimes Jon can be real mean to Garfield, but likewise I guess, same with Charlie Brown and Snoopy.
Airbender over 5 years ago
They are both legends in their own minds.
ToonGuy300 over 5 years ago
Jon doesn’t know how popular Garfield really is.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 5 years ago
It just depends on How Much less than half, Garfield.
BJ40 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well it’s a lot better than NOT being great all, am I right ?