All the Brits I ever met are much better than Americans at insults. All you need do to prove that is watch the BBC Parliment on either PBS or BBC sometime. That is loads of fun hearing them insult each other. The PM has to be very quick witted to survive the Question time.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
yep, ma’am, might as well try a different pub
Anathema Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Andy would prefer to have her by him beer. But she looks like she is use to having the drinks bought for her.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
If that is Andy’s pickup line. How did he get married in the first place???
Little Caesar almost 6 years ago
“Where have you been all my life, and when are you going back there?”
preacherman almost 6 years ago
Ah, a lass with looks and brains, too.
joefearsnothing almost 6 years ago
The ladies treat Andy almost as bad as the horses! No luck with either! ;o)
Dae almost 6 years ago
I need to remember that quip, lol.
KenMcclelland almost 6 years ago
well the birds know you andy and they want better.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
All the Brits I ever met are much better than Americans at insults. All you need do to prove that is watch the BBC Parliment on either PBS or BBC sometime. That is loads of fun hearing them insult each other. The PM has to be very quick witted to survive the Question time.
maverick1usa almost 6 years ago
Seems like this is a fairly recent reprint.
BiathlonNut almost 6 years ago
Smart woman. Probably will never be seen in that pub again.
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
One of my favorite classics: Andy trying to pick up a girl: “How about it, you and me?”
“You have a darn in your tie.”
“So what? It’s a very neat darn.”
“Sure is—for a SINGLE bloke!”
Andy looks at the reader: “Every one of them a flippin’ Sherlock Holmes!”
Linguist almost 6 years ago
With the ladies, Andy’s a legend in his own mind !
Number Three almost 6 years ago
Men are so creepy when they flirt with a young woman that they don’t even know.
It’s so cringeworthy.
xxx
David Rickard Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Her boots were made for walking…
tad1 almost 6 years ago
Saw a goose while walking today. Quite rainy here. Good weather for geese.