oh, NOW they tell him? will the refund go towards the hospital bill if he survives?
…Or have your next of kin return it, and your money will be donated to your favourite charity with our sympathy.
I like the attorney commercials- if you or a loved one has died using ….
I wonder if Wile E. Coyote buys his parachutes from this company.
I like a company that stands behind its product.
Lawyer for Acme: “You can clearly see that the customer improperly pulled the cord causing it to break. That’s not our fault!”
I think Zig should have read that BEFORE he jumped!
start flapping!
Houston, we have a problem!
For all those obsessed with his normal lack of pants, I’d like point out that he appears to be wearing them today. Happy?
Where’s the reserve? Any thoughts from any of our paratroopers?
Of all the parachute providers, they had to go for ACME!
“Never buy anything from ACME” – last words of Wile E. Coyote.
The ACME parachute: Guaranteed FOREVER (You should live so long…)
He fell for that one.
They never had someone turn theirs in for a refund.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
oh, NOW they tell him? will the refund go towards the hospital bill if he survives?
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 6 years ago
…Or have your next of kin return it, and your money will be donated to your favourite charity with our sympathy.
WDemBlk Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I like the attorney commercials- if you or a loved one has died using ….
corpcasselbury almost 6 years ago
I wonder if Wile E. Coyote buys his parachutes from this company.
treutvid almost 6 years ago
I like a company that stands behind its product.
enigmamz almost 6 years ago
Lawyer for Acme: “You can clearly see that the customer improperly pulled the cord causing it to break. That’s not our fault!”
sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I think Zig should have read that BEFORE he jumped!
nimbus560 almost 6 years ago
start flapping!
battycomic Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Houston, we have a problem!
nggt413 almost 6 years ago
For all those obsessed with his normal lack of pants, I’d like point out that he appears to be wearing them today. Happy?
xsintricks almost 6 years ago
Where’s the reserve? Any thoughts from any of our paratroopers?
Gent almost 6 years ago
Of all the parachute providers, they had to go for ACME!
Gent almost 6 years ago
“Never buy anything from ACME” – last words of Wile E. Coyote.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The ACME parachute: Guaranteed FOREVER (You should live so long…)
pcmcdonald almost 6 years ago
He fell for that one.
josh_bisbee almost 6 years ago
They never had someone turn theirs in for a refund.