Clay Bennett for June 13, 2018

Sorry the shorts are part of the deal as well..

Trump wanted to gift his shorts as well but Kim insisted that Trump keep them on. #DirtyRump

Can’t they get him one of those wooden barrels with shoulder straps? I think those are coming back in vogue real soon.

Can we count him giving up the red tie as a win?

By the way, the keys to the White House, and the title deeds to Washington State, and Oregon are in the pocket.

Troll Trump likes to portray himself as a hypnotist with his orange face and fascist rhetoric.

But any time he talks to anyone face to face he becomes hypnotized and agrees with them.

Who knows what creepy Trump promised Kim one on one, no record was kept?

Is this any way to run a country?

You see, Donald, when you engage in all that touchy stuff, where it can lead.

I think the Flaming Donster would be a tighty whitey with his name sewn in kind of guy.

if Trump plays cards as well as he deals, I’d love to play poker with him.

And I get to have sex with Ivanka the night before he does! Yipee!

Kim bought the emperor new clothes. Can’t you see them?

Only Trump can brag about being had.

But boo on that Obummer for kowtowing to foreign leaders…:-)