Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 22, 2018

HOWARD! Just never take ‘em off …

until they get too earthy ….

How come they let him out?

I had an old uncle Virgil who would leave the house in his long johns…but he did put on his hat!

I got to work and realized I’d forgotten to put in my teeth. Hubby had to drive over and deliver them.

I think he meant to say, They can’t all be weiners."

“Pants” meaning Trousers or “Pants” meaning underwear? And if he’s wearing trousers how would she know if he was wearing pants?

Any day the moon doesn’t come out in the daytime, huh?

He does have on a shirt and shoes. You know , no shirt, no shoes, no service. Looks like he was served.