Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 22, 2018

Should of checked the spelling before you forked over the cash to Lio!

Silly guys. They should’ve known that aliens aren’t going to get into the Whitehouse.

When the Vogons hear of this, they’ll react harshly!

Lio has just called the “Take me to your leader” line and raised it.

Maybe the guard should double-check. It looks like Trump’s writing.

Lio! How could you!

With the current occupants, the aliens should go all “Independence Day” on the White House.

And just who was the smart alien that bought a ticket drawn in crayon?

I’m just glad they didn’t bring their small children with them.

Good thing they didn’t bring the kiddies with them. “I Don’t Care. Do U?”

I don’t think Lio is going to like the size or placement of their probe when they catch up with him.

Heart’s friend Dean has to be in DC tomorrow. Are they going to meet?

Pretty soon they’re going to stop asking “take me to your leader” to regular average people.

Suckers!

If we find that local kid con-artist again, we’re gonna probe him so hard, he’ll think he’s being roasted for dinner!

Ya don’t have to pay to see DJT. Just be nasty, illiterate and plastic, and PUCKER UP!