Trump and Bannon sped across the Washington swamp. Trump, under the influence of InfoWars, complains of a swarm of giant bats, before going through the pair’s inventory of right-wing psychoactive media. shortly afterwards, the duo stop to pick up a young Campaign Manager hitchhiker, and explain what they are doing. Trump has been assigned by an unnamed billionaire to travel to DC and cut taxes for the rich. However, they have also decided to take advantage of the trip by purchasing a large number of conservative and renting a big jet plane. The young man soon becomes terrified of the antics of the duo and flees on foot. Trying to reach Washington before the hitchhiker can go to Mueller, Bannon gave Trump a sheet of Sunshine Acid, then informs him that there is little chance of making it before the drug kicks in. By the time they reach DC, Trump is in the full throes of his trip, and barely makes it through the inauguration, all the while hallucinating that the crowds are huge and there is no rain, and his White House staff are lizards in the depths of an orgy.
Sadandconfused9 almost 6 years ago
WOW…Mr. Wuerker, absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!
Squoop almost 6 years ago
Yup I’d say there are a few bats careening around his belfrey.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
The flying monkeys came out of Trump’s behind.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago
His followers are terrified of everything but the decline of America.
Fuzzy Kombu almost 6 years ago
Not, alas, actually funny.
Mr. Blawt almost 6 years ago
Trump and Bannon sped across the Washington swamp. Trump, under the influence of InfoWars, complains of a swarm of giant bats, before going through the pair’s inventory of right-wing psychoactive media. shortly afterwards, the duo stop to pick up a young Campaign Manager hitchhiker, and explain what they are doing. Trump has been assigned by an unnamed billionaire to travel to DC and cut taxes for the rich. However, they have also decided to take advantage of the trip by purchasing a large number of conservative and renting a big jet plane. The young man soon becomes terrified of the antics of the duo and flees on foot. Trying to reach Washington before the hitchhiker can go to Mueller, Bannon gave Trump a sheet of Sunshine Acid, then informs him that there is little chance of making it before the drug kicks in. By the time they reach DC, Trump is in the full throes of his trip, and barely makes it through the inauguration, all the while hallucinating that the crowds are huge and there is no rain, and his White House staff are lizards in the depths of an orgy.
Radish the wordsmith almost 6 years ago
Trump is a disgusting Republican criminal who is making a mockery of America.
Jason Allen almost 6 years ago
Okay, is the bat wearing glasses to the far right Milo Yiannopoulos or Vanilla Ice? It’s kind of hard to tell.