Clay Bennett for May 31, 2018

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    Odon Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Excellent response.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    A typical Ammosexual N.R.A. member getting his jollies…what’s really strange is that they get excited looking at some other guy’s rapid fire penis extension…

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    Striped Cat  almost 6 years ago

    Saw a funny meme. Middle aged white guy is sitting in front of a computer. His wife is smacking him upside the head and says “Stop looking at guns! Look at p0rn like a normal man.”

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    Sadandconfused9  almost 6 years ago

    Maybe the root cause is taking Ambien for depression and the Ambien fails. Could that be one of the side effects of Ambien??? Sorry I know that’s not funny, but I get tired of the stupid excuses that people blame for all of the mass shootings on as a way of dodging the issue of sensible gun control regulations. So far the list of causes includes… too many doors…, violent video games and movies…, pornography…., female students who refuse advances from male students they don’t particularly care for… Not having a good guy with a gun around to shoot the bad guy with a gun…. And the list goes on and on, it is so victim-blaming it’s shameful. Let me add the only thing that should be on that list… Lack of sensible gun control regulations paid for by the NRA who cares more about profit from gun manufacturers than children’s lives.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    Root cause of GOP NRA lovers is stupidity.

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    Mr. Blawt  almost 6 years ago

    Ammosexuals love their big guns better than their little wee-wee, and prefer to stroke their assault rifles while viewing porn. I’d rather they do it in the privacy of their own home than in our school where our children are being gunned down.

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    Stephen Runnels Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Stores that still display magazines still display gun-porn magazines at child level, and magazines like Discover and Scientific American are way up and back from those little eyes.

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    superposition  almost 6 years ago

    Is Diane Black in any way qualified in root cause analysis? She has a 1991 bachelor’s degree in nursing, but I doubt that the root analysis techniques were incorporated. Could it be that these are untested, unverified assertions she is making?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Black

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Maybe it’s the movies, maybe it’s the books, maybe it’s the bullets, maybe it’s the real crooks, maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s the parents, maybe it’s the colors everybody’s wearin, maybe it’s the President, maybe it’s the last one, maybe it’s the one before that, what he done, maybe it’s the high schools, maybe it’s the teachers, maybe it’s the tattooed children in the bleachers, maybe it’s the Bible, maybe it’s the lack, maybe it’s the music, maybe it’s the crack, maybe it’s the hairdos, maybe it’s the TV, maybe it’s the cigarettes, maybe it’s the family, maybe it’s the fast food, maybe it’s the news, maybe it’s divorce, maybe it’s abuse, maybe it’s the lawyers, maybe it’s the prisons, maybe it’s the Senators, maybe it’s the system, maybe it’s the fathers, maybe it’s the sons, maybe it’s the sisters, maybe it’s the moms, maybe it’s the radio, maybe it’s road rage, maybe El Nino, or UV rays, maybe it’s the army, maybe it’s the liquor, maybe it’s the papers, maybe the militia, maybe it’s the athletes, maybe it’s the ads, maybe it’s the sports fans, maybe it’s a fad, maybe it’s the magazines, maybe it’s the internet, maybe it’s the lottery, maybe it’s the immigrants, maybe it’s taxes, big business, maybe it’s the KKK and the skinheads, maybe it’s the communists, maybe it’s the Catholics, maybe it’s the hippies, maybe it’s the addicts, maybe it’s the art, maybe it’s the sex, maybe it’s the homeless, maybe it’s the banks, maybe it’s the clearcut, maybe it’s the ozone, maybe it’s the chemicals, maybe it’s the car phones, maybe it’s the fertilizer, maybe it’s the nose rings, maybe it’s the end, but I know one thing…

    If it were up to me, I’d take away the guns.

    - Cheryl Wheeler
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    d_legendary1  almost 6 years ago

    The Naked Gun baby!!!

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    ahab  almost 6 years ago

    www.hcn.org/articles/opinion-the-nra-doesn’t-represent-all-gun-lovers…..

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    ahab  almost 6 years ago

    www.hcn.org/articles/opinion-hunters-its-long-past-time-we-stood-up-for-gun-control

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    Bonita Voigt  almost 6 years ago

    I have a nephew that drools like that when looking at guns. Told my hubby if the nephew could marry and have sex with a gun he would. He’s so gun crazy he joined the army last year just so he could get his hands on military-grade weapons.

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    Daeder  almost 6 years ago

    If we could harness the energy wasted by conservatives avoiding the true cause of (and ipso facto the true solution to) rampant gun violence in the United States, we could at least solve the energy crisis while people continue to be murdered en masse.

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    wrd2255  almost 6 years ago

    " when I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody can do me no wrong, because Happiness is a Warm Gun"

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    IT IS NOT THE GUNS!! EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S THE BULLETS!!!

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