Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2018

Supply and demand: fewer words have greater value.

I guess employers don’t like tanned ham?

“I mean, I’ll be working on my laptop while I tan, I find it very relaxing and do better work… where are you going?”

work on your tan, Pig, on Saturdays

You didn’t really want to work for Scott Van Pelt anyway, right?

Third panel is the “I shouldn’t say what Rat tells me I get to do” face

Where words are many, transgression is unavoidable, just ask Roseanne.

I’ve never gone to a job interview wearing nothing but a tie. Maybe next time…

I can think of a former sitcom actress that wishes she had taken Pig’s last panel advice.

It’s so hot in my country that if tanning counts at working, it would be the easiest job ever!

And you mean he passed earlier in the interview the “what is your greatest weakness” question?

Doing nothing is under-rated.

Pig planned to goof off on Fridays, bacon in the sun

it is an EXCELLENT policy. too bad celebrities & politicians don’t employ it.

The interviewer was probably thinking that he could already smell those pork products cooking up. The tie would make for easier removal.

The truth shall set you free, Pig… from being employed.

I’m surprised Pig got an offer!

BTW – Pigs don’t tan, they burn.

Don’t lie in the sun for too long, Pig. Your neighbors may think roasted pig’s cooking.

You don’t need to state the obvious, Pig.

It seems like this one would have worked better if it had been Rat interviewing for the job.

Did Pig actually take pro lessons on How to Blow an Interview?! Sheesh!

Pastis obviously has the ability to see into the future.