Tom Toles for May 09, 2018

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    Dtroutma  almost 6 years ago

    Stole the chocolate factory from Wonka as well.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 6 years ago

    This is more spot on than might be apparent to many people. L. Frank Baum’s original Wizard of OZ was very likely inspired by the populist/monetarist, silver v. gold, industrialist v. farmer v. banker politics of the 1890’s. In detail: https://web.archive.org/web/20111119204851/http://economics.rutgers.edu/dmdocuments/RockoffWizardofOz.pdf This interpretation is contested, but I’m persuaded.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He was supposed to get her little dog too.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 6 years ago

    THE MOVIE HAD A BETTER ENDING – {rhyme}

    In the movie the Wizard got caught,

    and Wicked creatures defeated.

    But in REAL LIFE they’ve Not come to naught,

    so Dorothies get yuugely mistreated.

    “Toto, what HAVOC is wrought

    ’til Trumpistic stuff we’ve excreted.”

    =======

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    wolfiiig  almost 6 years ago

    It’s just like Kansas is today.

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    erik.vanthienen  almost 6 years ago

    And certainly don’t pay no attention to that Russian behind the curtain behind the Fat Man!

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Maybe she should try singing"The Man that got Away"

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    superposition  almost 6 years ago

    Obviously, Toles is just jealous of the corporate CEO’s and board member’s income and benefits. Maybe if he worked 12 days a week instead of 6? /s

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    No, it’s working exactly as planned.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oh YES IT WAS!!!

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    Ontman  almost 6 years ago

    And it’s the president that is left with no brain, no heart, and no courage. He did get the money though. So happy ending. Sarah Sanders favourite bedtime story for her kids.

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    d_legendary1  almost 6 years ago

    At this point 500 billionaires control the policies that come out of Congress. There is a reason why the FCC blew up net neutrality and why lobbyist are getting state legislatures to do the same. There is a reason why Disney can con the city of Anaheim out of parking lot profits and taxes. BTW did y’all hear that Disney made 2.3 billion in profits, up 23% from last year? Guess how much of that is going to lobby Congress for copyright extensions?

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    Mr. Blawt  almost 6 years ago

    Reagan is the wind beneath his wings. Modern Republicans ensure she will stay in Oz.

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    gregorylkruse Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Good one, Tom.

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    Bookworm  almost 6 years ago

    Okay, let me think. It didn’t work for Ronald Regan. It didn’t work for George H. W. Bush. It didn’t work for George W. Bush. But it’s going to work for Donald J. Trump because “the principle is sound.” Or our new Russian Commissars will demonstrate how well Communist Socialism really works when the workers do what they’re told. Or when we’re all vaporized in a mushroom cloud, or left to die in agonizing slowness after a nuclear holocaust, I expect we won’t be too worried about what’s left of Wall Street, will we? Stay in Oz, Dorothy. Trust me, it’s safer there.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    He is not sorry at all. That is exactly why they bribed all of those Republican politicians and had Trump establish his Goldman Sachs elite cabinet to take care of the 1%

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    SteveWilliamLindsey  almost 6 years ago

    Ha ha ha. Sadly she ( we ) are actually still in Kansas. ( With apologies to Thomas Frank )

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    Daeder  almost 6 years ago

    “Hand me the shotgun, Toto.”

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    grenjello  almost 6 years ago

    Of course it was.r

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