Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 22, 2018

Blaming the wrong guy…

The Devil gets way too much credit.

It figures that legal lawyers would have direct access to Hell where they could just “drop by” like that. They probably even have their own club key.

If Yassar Arafat could get a Nobel Peace Prize, I guess this isn’t out of the question.

The devil is in the detail after all.

More like a lifetime achievement award. Well, actually. more like an eternal achievement award.

The only comparable candidate is Buttercup, but the Devil has a much longer and more consistent record

it does dance around the question of whether it can ever be appropriate to give the Peace Prize to someone who regularly threatens war. Even if other warmongerers capitulate, is that ‘peace-making’?

I still scratch my head over the fact that the Nobel Peace Prize was originally funded by profits of a new and more efficient way of killing.

LOL! And they nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. I keep telling you he’s the Antichrist.

The reason the volcano is spewing in Hawaii is that the Devil is down under jumping for joy…

By the same logic, the environmental prize should go to Scott Pruitt.

The devil finally gets his due (process)

Once you start seriously thinking that way it won’t end. I have an idea for a series called “President Evil” and I do mean not only evil but not even human. An Old One in the guise of a very handsome tanned, blond haired, and blue eyed All American President.

Nobel Prize lost it’s uniqueness since was awarded to a rapper, for me. Said rapper is in the news for chastising a fan he invite on stage to sing with him. Her crime was using the “N-word” in the lyrics because she is white.

Then again, it would be even more appropriate to give it to that li’l old god of war, Ares!

Is this in reference to the latest furor at the Committee?

Of course that should be “If it weren’t for your tireless efforts … etc.” Pedantic old B*** strikes again!