Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 26, 2018

Poncho and duck must not have heard the camper’s snoring when they un-pitched the tent.

You snooze, you lose (your tent).

Technically, it was lying around.

Loitering within tent.

And Tonto says, “Someone stole the tent, pale face.”

One of the most basic of survival techniques, stealing.

The joke my husband likes is: Sherlock Holmes & Watson were camping. They woke up & were looking at the stars. Holmes asked Watson what it meant. Watson is going on about the universe etc. Holmes answers- it means someone stole out tent! Maybe Poncho?

Pup tent?

I think the guy had it coming. I mean really, sleeping in the woods under a piece of canvas. Come on scout, get with the times. Go Winnebago or go home.