Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 24, 2018

You don’t want the truth, because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on this fence. You need me on this fence.

And there’s an emotional support peacock ’round the back, if you like those kinda things.

I smell your pain.

Perfect for Service Dogs with PTSD!

Will you feel better if I let you assert your dominance over me by fetching this stick?

I don’t need an emotional support dog, I have a wife…

“You can’t handle the truth!”

This happens when you leashed expect it.

Then he took out his emotional support gun.

Might be the funniest cartoon of the day – Kudos!

Still comes out as “Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! …”

Must be a Freudian Shep.

(Channelling Homer Simpson), “Listen Mutt – I don’t THINK about stuff!”

He doesn’t allow himself on the couch.