The man of the cloth is not Buddhist if he were to meditate.
Thump both parties on the head, and dump them in the canal. They can meditate in the water.
Well, they acknowledged your advice during the erk, listened to your clarification at the ow and the oof. Presumably they’ve reconciled by now.
Have you heard about the Buddhist who refused Novocain for a root canal because he wanted to transcend dental meditation?
Reminds me of times I was caught napping in class. I would say that I was meditating and it was part of my religious right!Did it work? Of course not!;o)
The vicar might want to go meditate on a mountaintop, far away from fight clouds……
“Can I mediate?”
“Naw, too medium!”
“Well, then, can I arbitrate?”
“Naw, too arbitrary!”
“Well, then, can I join in?”
“Naw, three’s a bleedin’ crowd!”
@Sandfan I just sent you an email at w_fancher@yahoo.com. Is this still a good address?
@WIREPUNCHR
You’re right. I blew the punch line. My bad!
Flo’s addiction
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.C8W3AWzD29JH0bY8HmdCiQHaCA&pid=15.1&P=0&w=581&h=159
I doubt mediating would help much either.
July 08, 2017
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
The man of the cloth is not Buddhist if he were to meditate.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Thump both parties on the head, and dump them in the canal. They can meditate in the water.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Well, they acknowledged your advice during the erk, listened to your clarification at the ow and the oof. Presumably they’ve reconciled by now.
Sandfan almost 6 years ago
Have you heard about the Buddhist who refused Novocain for a root canal because he wanted to transcend dental meditation?
joefearsnothing almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of times I was caught napping in class. I would say that I was meditating and it was part of my religious right!Did it work? Of course not!;o)
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
The vicar might want to go meditate on a mountaintop, far away from fight clouds……
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
“Can I mediate?”
“Naw, too medium!”
“Well, then, can I arbitrate?”
“Naw, too arbitrary!”
“Well, then, can I join in?”
“Naw, three’s a bleedin’ crowd!”
Fan o’ Lio. almost 6 years ago
@Sandfan I just sent you an email at w_fancher@yahoo.com. Is this still a good address?
Sandfan almost 6 years ago
@WIREPUNCHR
You’re right. I blew the punch line. My bad!
Fan o’ Lio. almost 6 years ago
Flo’s addiction
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.C8W3AWzD29JH0bY8HmdCiQHaCA&pid=15.1&P=0&w=581&h=159
tad1 almost 6 years ago
I doubt mediating would help much either.