Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 24, 2018

The lamest of event horizons.

Happy Saturday…SAT..TURD..DAY..a tablespoon of sugar, makes him go down the black hole!

And a KO in the ring.

Half of the time we’re gone But we don’t know where, And we don’t know where…

One word: Spaghettification.

Graffiti action

The Fulcrum..music by, .Toad The Wet Sprocket

“ANAL-YTICITY”? Is that the property of being analytic or of being anal?

In a quite similar scientific query, we ponder whether toothpaste retains its information capacity after being squeezed from its tube, or if all order is lost. Hawking suggested that the toothpaste never knows it is under pressure until being extruded. Opponents of his theory had to constantly be reminded that one squeezes from the bottom rather than just randomly flattening the tube. Ultimately, it was decided that they needed their own bathroom.

Lassie!

go get help, girl!

Wow! Teresa knows the Hawking Equation! At the risk of showing my pedanticity, though, without 2 x pi in the numerator, the h in the denominator needs to have a slash through the stem. I think it’s telling him that he will be back, but only in tiny pieces and only after a few billion years. Not Hawking, but the guy in the drawings.

Forgive me, Sister T, for I am following the trail blazed by the word ‘analyticity,’ which may have been coined by an academic trying to make a name for his or herself. So many problems in modern philosophy don’t lend themselves readily to analysis, but instead rely on gut instinct to lead us to solutions.

Maybe that’s just me.

I’ve got a hole in me pocket.

What city did you say you were from?

Why do I gravitate toward this strip?

Black holes evaporate.

 

I scored 35/36 on the math part of the ACT, thus I (& I alone*) have solved

S = Akc³ ÷ 4Gh’

In layman’s terms, the solution is …

poetry + motion sickness = frog applause™

* (Someone alert Matt Damon, Stellan Skarsgård & Minnie Driver)

Better anal than banal.

As for the equation, and too much time in Google Hell, this is the result:

“S” is the standard deviation…

Akc (squared) is the American Kennel Club…

4Gh (to the arcminute) is the 4th generation GoDaddy Hosting Account…

Can’t wait for Loyola (#11) vs. K-State (#9).

Stephen Hawking Sings Monty Python… Galaxy Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfcC6FYyL4U

Curse those patchouli flavored corn flakes

Wasn’t Fugly Shoes a 1980’s Punk band? Maybe not…

I’m glad that you’re back, Teresa. I missed you.

Nobody as yet has focussed on Sister’s calling this offering “pernicious” cartooning. I wonder if that is an excuse for her questionable treatment of the physics of Black Holes (not that physicists understand it any better than analyticists do). At least this self-consciously cartoonish victim has his fat, ugly (fugly) shoes upon which to teeter as he tumbles asymptotically down the 3X Happy black bunny hole of ever-loving Cartoon Physics!

Forgive me, BrotherX6 Frank!

I rather like that Teresa turned continuum into a verb.

I rather like that Teresa turned continuum into a verb.

I rather like that Teresa turned continuum into a verb.

I rather like that Teresa turned continuum into a verb.

I rather like that Teresa turned continuum into a verb.

I rather like that Teresa turned continuum into a verb.

Crap. That multiple-comment thing is happening.

Crap. That multiple-comment thing is happening.

Crap. That multiple-comment thing is happening.

Crap. That multiple-comment thing is happening.

Are we allowed to forego the tongs and scoop in today’s FA? Sometimes my mind combines the current and the recent.

Are we allowed to forego the tongs and scoop in today’s FA? Sometimes my mind combines the current and the recent.

Are we allowed to forego the tongs and scoop in today’s FA? Sometimes my mind combines the current and the recent.

Are we allowed to forego the tongs and scoop in today’s FA? Sometimes my mind combines the current and the recent.

Are we allowed to forego the tongs and scoop in today’s FA? Sometimes my mind combines the current and the recent.

Is it just me or is anyone else getting comment-cloned?

Is it just me or is anyone else getting comment-cloned?

Is it just me or is anyone else getting comment-cloned?

Is it just me or is anyone else getting comment-cloned?

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