Look in the bag Jon, theres a Jack-alope call in there.You blow it and the local Jack-alope comes by and lights it for you…And Jack-alopes are real! I worked with a guy who saw a stuffed one in a bar once….Must have been a relative of Jon….
This kinda thing happened a few years ago in a strip where Jon told Liz that his oven was “self-cleaning”. Obviously, Jon is stupid and takes the “self-starting” thing literally.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
perhaps Jon failed to read the fine print on the briquettes’ bag: “warning: these briquettes don’t actually light themselves”
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 6 years ago
Time to smack Jon upside the head again, Garfield… with a can of lighter fluid.
codycab about 6 years ago
Just go to burger king and be done with it, guys.
jagedlo about 6 years ago
As Bill Engvall would say…..“Here’s your sign”!
ACW1 about 6 years ago
Okay, stupid question (I don’t barbecue): What exactly ARE self-starting coals?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not even, Odie, is that dense
Kaputnik about 6 years ago
Jon is not self-starting.
derdave969 about 6 years ago
Garfield, knowing where Jon keeps the donuts is not the trick. Figuring out how to get them from between his ears is!
Nyckname about 6 years ago
D’oh! Nuts.
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
Be careful, Crankshaft. Er, I mean Jon.
hariseldon59 about 6 years ago
Time to order pizza.
A R V reader about 6 years ago
Donuts sounds just right about now, no need to barbecue them.
rickmac1937 Premium Member about 6 years ago
donuts sound great right about now
qteghanson about 6 years ago
If garfield knew where Jon hid the donuts there wouldn’t be any…
ms-ss about 6 years ago
Self-starting sounds pretty dangerous to have laying around in the garage.
battycomic Premium Member about 6 years ago
What an ID10T!
chain gang charlie about 6 years ago
Look in the bag Jon, theres a Jack-alope call in there.You blow it and the local Jack-alope comes by and lights it for you…And Jack-alopes are real! I worked with a guy who saw a stuffed one in a bar once….Must have been a relative of Jon….
Gretchen's Mom about 6 years ago
Mmmmmmmmmmm ………. donuts. Raspberry jelly-filled, PLEASE!!!!! ;-)
1MadHat Premium Member about 6 years ago
Somebody please light up Jon & throw him on the grill…. 8^)
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 6 years ago
is he actually intending to eat those?
JohnHouck about 6 years ago
Imagine the fire hazard of charcoal that spontaneously combusts…
ManiacMan74 almost 6 years ago
jon jon jon… you realy should not me a grown up
arjun.shriv about 4 years ago
This kinda thing happened a few years ago in a strip where Jon told Liz that his oven was “self-cleaning”. Obviously, Jon is stupid and takes the “self-starting” thing literally.
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #SupportUkraineandIsrael 10 months ago
(epic facepalm)