“Ugh, grammar, Quarkston. The evidence is everywhere. This is a lunar colony. Only one person who has access to all areas was present at the time of the crime. Video biometrics and safety system telemetry verify this. Similarly, only one person requisitioned a live beaver to be shipped upwell as a lab specimen. The culprit is a biolab assistant who also works as custodial staff and therefore has full access for the purpose of emergency response. The victim is one of opportunity. You, dear Kaspar, are the perpetrator. Your participation in development of deep neural immersion virtual simulations has warped and broken your mind. You are not a ‘metaphysician’, as there is no such thing. You are a terribly unwell person. Your mother is alive and well back on Earth. You are wearing a Sailor Moon costume that is not at all flattering. You will be going away now, for a long time. I’m sorry. You will be well cared for. BioLunar will be attempting to reverse your condition, an unforseen side effect. This is a bit of a setback for them. Constable?”
Obviously … the latest tourist scam has resulted in a bunch of nuts paying good money for a bad day at the beach. Alas and alack … have a Tide Pod and chill ….
Superfrog about 6 years ago
Are you nuts?
waycyber about 6 years ago
Peeks or pecans?
Arianne about 6 years ago
A boob is a terrible thing to waist.
painedsmile about 6 years ago
In SAGinaw, Michigan.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 6 years ago
Beech-Nut baby food…
The Old Wolf about 6 years ago
That’s not a nip slip, it’s an avalanche!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Grandma‽
INGSOC about 6 years ago
To keep within a household budget, I must settle for Cocktail Peanuts..
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
If it looks like a cashew, walks like a cashew and quacks like a cashew, chances are it should be avoided.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 6 years ago
@BRASS ORCHID
Walking and quackin’ cashews are beyond their “sell date”.
(Dates that quack , even more so,)
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Ugh, grammar, Quarkston. The evidence is everywhere. This is a lunar colony. Only one person who has access to all areas was present at the time of the crime. Video biometrics and safety system telemetry verify this. Similarly, only one person requisitioned a live beaver to be shipped upwell as a lab specimen. The culprit is a biolab assistant who also works as custodial staff and therefore has full access for the purpose of emergency response. The victim is one of opportunity. You, dear Kaspar, are the perpetrator. Your participation in development of deep neural immersion virtual simulations has warped and broken your mind. You are not a ‘metaphysician’, as there is no such thing. You are a terribly unwell person. Your mother is alive and well back on Earth. You are wearing a Sailor Moon costume that is not at all flattering. You will be going away now, for a long time. I’m sorry. You will be well cared for. BioLunar will be attempting to reverse your condition, an unforseen side effect. This is a bit of a setback for them. Constable?”
coltish1 about 6 years ago
I think any reference to chewing should be avoided in this case.
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Keeping abreast of the times.
Ray_C about 6 years ago
Thanks to Rotifer for the line break.
It works.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
Is he pee nutz?
Larry Miller Premium Member about 6 years ago
Frieda nipple?
Howard'sMyHero about 6 years ago
Obviously … the latest tourist scam has resulted in a bunch of nuts paying good money for a bad day at the beach. Alas and alack … have a Tide Pod and chill ….
Radish the wordsmith about 6 years ago
Oh grandmother, what big… never mind.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 6 years ago
PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING…use sunscreens
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 6 years ago
Beware Of Sailors.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
That is among the crappiest excuses for a beach I have ever seen and cannot unsee!
Are these the legendary creatures from Nude Joisy?