Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 22, 2018

He’s been dying to say that.

Channeling Spike Milligan? “‘Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite’, Irish for ‘I told you I was ill’.”

So much for the placebos the doctor gave him.

I told you my leg was killing me.

Even a hypochondriac will be correct one time.

“See…I told you I was sick”

Just because you’re a hypochondriac doesn’t mean you aren’t sick.

Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get me!!

I told you it was pneumonia. You all said it was ‘JUST a cold’. A widdle cold you said. But did you listen to me? Nooooo!

You weren’t wrong, he was googling his symptoms and stepped out in front of a bus!

marty’s dead right…