Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 13, 2018

More and more each day, Loon. (sigh)

Mine expired. What’s funny about that?

Some women can’t be satisfied. Hair extensions, eyebrow threading, eye lash threading and then they get a Brazilian

Does it come in matching colour?

If Roz does not get her extension. What happens after April 15???

Shouldn’t that be “feather extension”?

Won’t help her personality or her looks—still will look like scrawny-necked road runner ! ! !

Mine started expiring in the early 1990’s and left me with a reverse-Mohawk.

Mine hasn’t totally expired yet, but it’s on life support.