Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for February 14, 2020

Jon, is Space Jews an homage to Mel Brooks and his Jews In Space?? Just wondering!!

Time to be honest with myself. I hate to admit to prejudice.

But I do hate CHUDs.

Well, there are so many kinds, most relatively harmless and innocent, so not all of them.

But specifically I hate the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

Yes, a broad tent, as long as you’re White, and middle-aged.

The only category that fits the Tea Party is left-wing ideologue. If you mark any other, you don’t get to join.

I think we’ve been given a tiny clue as to where Mr. Rosenberg’s sympathies lie.

CHUDs??

The existence of “Caucasian Panthers” never occurred to me. But if you think about it…

Under Tellarites, does that say f#(kers?

If we are being honest, I hate Ninjas no matter the race or species. Expect the Ninja Turtles. They are cool with me.

How about ghouls an zombies and things that go bump in the night. Do you accept amorphous beings as equals in the society? How about vampires? Meta humans? Predators?

I’m an equal opportunity bigot. I hate EVERYBODY! GET OFF MY LAWN!